Well done! He did everything right!
The girl disliked her boyfriend’s dog so much that she demanded that he got rid of it before they began to live together. After thinking about the problem the guy placed an ad which said:
“I will give him to good people for free.”
“My beloved girl doesn’t like my doggy whose name is Molly. So I’ll have to find a new home for her. She is of pure breed and she likes to play with people so much. She has long hair that’s why my cutie requires a little more careful maintenance especially for the nails. But she likes to be looked after and she doesn’t like to sleep and makes noise all the night but the cutie sleeps when I work. She likes to eat only the best and the best quality food. She will never meet you at the door after a long day at work and she will never give you infinite love even if you feel bad. Moly the cutie doesn’t bite but she can easily make a nasty prank!
So … if anyone is interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, mercantile and cute doggy you can come and get her! The dog and I want her to go to another house as soon as possible. Urgently!”
A few days later the owner updated the ad writing that the girl was returned to her parents and he and his dog Molly are now in search of a new girlfriend. We wish them good luck! 
